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The Resource You can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think : ten commandments for Texas politics, Kinky Friedman

You can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think : ten commandments for Texas politics, Kinky Friedman

Label
You can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think : ten commandments for Texas politics
Title
You can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think
Title remainder
ten commandments for Texas politics
Statement of responsibility
Kinky Friedman
Creator
Subject
Language
eng
Cataloging source
DLC
http://library.link/vocab/creatorName
Friedman, Kinky
Dewey number
324.9764/064
Illustrations
illustrations
Index
no index present
LC call number
JK4816
LC item number
.F75 2007
Literary form
non fiction
http://library.link/vocab/subjectName
  • Texas
  • Political campaigns
  • Elections
  • Governors
  • Politics, Practical
Target audience
adult
Label
You can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think : ten commandments for Texas politics, Kinky Friedman
Instantiates
Publication
Carrier category
volume
Carrier category code
  • nc
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Content category
text
Content type code
  • txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Contents
  • 1
  • 92
  • Five Mexican Generals Plan
  • 95
  • 9
  • Fuck 'em if They Can't Take a Joke
  • 99
  • Criticize Me All You Want
  • 102
  • Only Two Good Balls I Ever Hit
  • 103
  • remember the Alamo and Keep it Holy
  • Booze in the Blender
  • 107
  • On the Road Again
  • 110
  • 10
  • Ask Not if You're Proud of Texas: Ask if You've Made Texas Proud of You
  • 113
  • Good Shepherd
  • 115
  • Young Voices
  • 19
  • 117
  • I Have a Dream
  • 118
  • Bird in the Hand
  • 121
  • A Truth-Seeking Missile: A Tribute to Molly Ivins
  • 123
  • Alamo of the Heart
  • 19
  • A Band of Gypsies on a Pirate Ship
  • 22
  • Blessed Is the Match That Kindles the Flame
  • 26
  • 2
  • An Introduction: Old Testaments and New Revelations
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Mudflaps, or, The Long-term Effects of Apathy upon the Yellow Rose of Texas
  • 31
  • 3
  • Never Say Fuck in Front of a C-H-I-L-D
  • 39
  • No Teacher Left Behind
  • 39
  • Suggestions to improve the education system in Texas
  • 41
  • Increase teacher salaries
  • 5
  • 41
  • Trust for Texas Heroes
  • 41
  • Transfer sports funding
  • 42
  • Get rid of "teaching to the test"
  • 42
  • Texas Peace Corps
  • 44
  • How Do We Pay for All of This?
  • Oaf of Office
  • 45
  • 4
  • Thou Shalt Fight Wussification
  • 47
  • WWWRD
  • 41
  • Guinnessgate, 2006
  • 51
  • God Bless Oscar Wilde
  • 55
  • 5
  • 5
  • Thou Shalt Throw the Money Changers Out of the Temple, or, I Can Answer That for You, but I Can't Understand It for You
  • 57
  • Suggestions for political reform in Texas
  • 59
  • Same day voter registration
  • 59
  • Mandatory voting
  • 60
  • Fair ballot access
  • See Kinky Run
  • 60
  • Initiative and Referendum
  • 61
  • Fair and open debates
  • 61
  • Publicly funded campaigns
  • 64
  • Lobbying reform
  • 64
  • Redistricting reform
  • 9
  • 65
  • 6
  • Thou Shalt Not Bullshit, or, Sacred Teachings of the Butt-Sniffing Clan
  • 67
  • K. I. S. S.P.
  • 70
  • Suggestions for dealing with
  • Illegal immigration
  • 70
  • Crime
  • Dome Improvement
  • 72
  • Government spending/taxes
  • 72
  • Perry's business tax
  • 73
  • 7
  • Thou Shalt Not Kill
  • 75
  • Max Soffar
  • 75
  • 13
  • Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
  • 80
  • My Pet Project
  • 82
  • 8
  • Thou Shalt Not Eat a Chicken-Fried Steak Bigger Than Your Head, or, Common Sense
  • 89
  • What Has Six Balls and Screws Texans?
  • 90
  • Santa Anna Highway
Control code
ocm85830778
Dimensions
23 cm
Edition
First Simon and Schuster hardcover edition.
Extent
ix, 127 pages
Isbn
9781416547600
Lccn
2007009572
Media category
unmediated
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
  • n
Note
324.9764 F914 ; P ; XX-N ; FC0707BT ; ACQ0710(RB) ; AM
Other physical details
illustrations
System control number
  • (Sirsi) 85830778
  • (Sirsi) 85830778
  • (OCoLC)85830778
Label
You can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think : ten commandments for Texas politics, Kinky Friedman
Publication
Carrier category
volume
Carrier category code
  • nc
Carrier MARC source
rdacarrier
Content category
text
Content type code
  • txt
Content type MARC source
rdacontent
Contents
  • 1
  • 92
  • Five Mexican Generals Plan
  • 95
  • 9
  • Fuck 'em if They Can't Take a Joke
  • 99
  • Criticize Me All You Want
  • 102
  • Only Two Good Balls I Ever Hit
  • 103
  • remember the Alamo and Keep it Holy
  • Booze in the Blender
  • 107
  • On the Road Again
  • 110
  • 10
  • Ask Not if You're Proud of Texas: Ask if You've Made Texas Proud of You
  • 113
  • Good Shepherd
  • 115
  • Young Voices
  • 19
  • 117
  • I Have a Dream
  • 118
  • Bird in the Hand
  • 121
  • A Truth-Seeking Missile: A Tribute to Molly Ivins
  • 123
  • Alamo of the Heart
  • 19
  • A Band of Gypsies on a Pirate Ship
  • 22
  • Blessed Is the Match That Kindles the Flame
  • 26
  • 2
  • An Introduction: Old Testaments and New Revelations
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Mudflaps, or, The Long-term Effects of Apathy upon the Yellow Rose of Texas
  • 31
  • 3
  • Never Say Fuck in Front of a C-H-I-L-D
  • 39
  • No Teacher Left Behind
  • 39
  • Suggestions to improve the education system in Texas
  • 41
  • Increase teacher salaries
  • 5
  • 41
  • Trust for Texas Heroes
  • 41
  • Transfer sports funding
  • 42
  • Get rid of "teaching to the test"
  • 42
  • Texas Peace Corps
  • 44
  • How Do We Pay for All of This?
  • Oaf of Office
  • 45
  • 4
  • Thou Shalt Fight Wussification
  • 47
  • WWWRD
  • 41
  • Guinnessgate, 2006
  • 51
  • God Bless Oscar Wilde
  • 55
  • 5
  • 5
  • Thou Shalt Throw the Money Changers Out of the Temple, or, I Can Answer That for You, but I Can't Understand It for You
  • 57
  • Suggestions for political reform in Texas
  • 59
  • Same day voter registration
  • 59
  • Mandatory voting
  • 60
  • Fair ballot access
  • See Kinky Run
  • 60
  • Initiative and Referendum
  • 61
  • Fair and open debates
  • 61
  • Publicly funded campaigns
  • 64
  • Lobbying reform
  • 64
  • Redistricting reform
  • 9
  • 65
  • 6
  • Thou Shalt Not Bullshit, or, Sacred Teachings of the Butt-Sniffing Clan
  • 67
  • K. I. S. S.P.
  • 70
  • Suggestions for dealing with
  • Illegal immigration
  • 70
  • Crime
  • Dome Improvement
  • 72
  • Government spending/taxes
  • 72
  • Perry's business tax
  • 73
  • 7
  • Thou Shalt Not Kill
  • 75
  • Max Soffar
  • 75
  • 13
  • Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
  • 80
  • My Pet Project
  • 82
  • 8
  • Thou Shalt Not Eat a Chicken-Fried Steak Bigger Than Your Head, or, Common Sense
  • 89
  • What Has Six Balls and Screws Texans?
  • 90
  • Santa Anna Highway
Control code
ocm85830778
Dimensions
23 cm
Edition
First Simon and Schuster hardcover edition.
Extent
ix, 127 pages
Isbn
9781416547600
Lccn
2007009572
Media category
unmediated
Media MARC source
rdamedia
Media type code
  • n
Note
324.9764 F914 ; P ; XX-N ; FC0707BT ; ACQ0710(RB) ; AM
Other physical details
illustrations
System control number
  • (Sirsi) 85830778
  • (Sirsi) 85830778
  • (OCoLC)85830778

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